Is That All You Got You Pansies?

So I just came back from watching Sin City 2...

I was very, very scared for this movie back when everything was finalised and publicly released.

but I have good news.
I'm literally bouncing with excitement after seeing it and I'm so happy to report that you will love it.

Ultra fans and new-comers alike, the film is beautiful in every way. Sticking to the comics wonderfully, everyone should go and book a ticket now.

I'm serious. Get out of here and go and get your tickets. SRS. GET OUT. GO.

Marv, you tell 'em.

Mario, Luigi and Yoshi 'drive' Go-kart Repairman to Ragequit

When 'Robert' posted an ad on the internet offering his professional go-kart fixing skills (bet you can get a PhD in that, too...) little did he know that the internet is a fanciful place full of creative, imaginative beings!...

...with very little else to do than to prank advertisers.

In response to his advert he received a couple of different replies... all pictured below that really do speak for themselves.
Reply number 1 got the ball rolling: 

Reply number two continued in a wonderfully similar fashion:

and finally, response number three had me in close-man-tears:

Thank you, Internet. Once more, three of you have found something to waste 10 minutes of your life doing and have entertained the internet with your shenanigans. Nice moves.

:B

NOW PANIC AND FREAK OUT

EVERYONE RUN AROUND AND GRAB DEBIT CARDS AND THING STEAM HAS A SALE ON.

(Hi, btw)
Not just any sale, up to 80% off sale... I bagged a small fortune worth of games last night for just under £40... including:

 

BORDERLANDS: GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION

£4.99 

Includes all the DLC!

BORDERLANDS 2: GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION

£8.74

Includes all the DLC!

and finally; 

THE PRE-SEQUEL! 

£29.99

This sweet baby is on pre-order at the moment, but will be about £40 when it comes out, also- buy one of the other games above or have one in your library already and get this one for only £26.99. Mint.

I'm not sure why you're still reading at this point... I mean Steam is out there right now, just sat there with a stockpile (digital stockpile) of all your favourite games and all the best ones for ridiculous prices and you're sat here talking to me. Seriously. Get your ass up.

The sale lasts until the 25th, so don't bother waiting for payday- skip that mortgage repayment and tell your parents they can wait another month for that £30 they lent you last night to get slaughtered. You're going to need these games in your life.

As a wise old bum who lives in my attic once told me "Games aren't like buying food, they're the gift that keeps on giving."

So it's conclusive.

DON'T EAT JUST BUY GAMES.

:B