Pleasing Mario

That moment when you just step out of the shower and hear the doorbell.

Thinking it was my beloved housemate, I begun my descent down the stairs in my towel. Half way down the stairs I hear a key being put in the door. "She had her key all the time, the lazy shit" I thought as I called out "oh, I was rushing and everything"

...just as my landlord lets himself in. "Oh... hi Paul..."
"oh, hi... I uh... Came to see about the leak?" He said, letting himself in, followed by a plumber who gave me a smile as if to say "you're naked under that towel" *creeper face*

I dart upstairs, I only want to get dressed at this point. Into my room, ACDC blaring loudly, I dropped my towel just in time to see the plumber and landlord climbing onto the extension roof... Right outside my window.

The plumber's suspicions were confirmed and I don't think I've ever moved that fast in the morning. Perhaps never.

I guess I'm getting dressed in the bathroom.

Practically the look the plumber gave me on the way out

The New YOLO and COOKIES

It's about time someone salted the pasta.

Found this on the Internet today... I don't know how accurate it is, but I will start using this.
I really hope this becomes a thing. Really, really hope.

I've recently been wasting an abnormal amount of my time on a game called "Cookie Clicker"
It's beautiful, it's compelling, it's motivating, it makes you feel good about yourself, it gives you something to do in between working, it sits in the background constantly progressing, it ruins your life, it makes your brain want to fall out, it runs your everything... it will take your very soul...

But seriously, go and play it.