Lost: Virginity

A few weeks ago, everyone at Bath Spa University, UK recieved this e-mail from a lady in the office:

With the subject "Lost Glasses", we learnt of Alison's sad story about her lost glasses. A few days later, we recieved another e-mail informing us that her glasses had been found. Thank the lord.

However, a few days after this e-mail went out. EVERY student at Bath Spa University then recieved this:

The e-mail sparked a range of responses, mostly of congratulations and humour among the different accomodation buildings. A few days later, in the same fashion, we all recieved a second e-mail informing us of his "found virginity"

University is the best.