Angry Hedge is Angry.

Taking a puppy for a walk. Standard.
Crossed the road towards a house that's on the corner. Standard.
Get a little closer to the hedge on the corner. Standard.

See this.

NOT STANDARD.
That hedge is So frightening. Squint at it.

That is one pissed off hedge. Maybe a dog peed on it. Maybe some kids thought it would be cool to attack a rich old-person's house with safety sissors...

Damn youth of today don't know how to have fun.
You know what I had? I had pogs and crazy bones.
If you haven't seen the Bad Education Episode about crazes. Go and look for it. Or just click here. [You lazy lot.]