Early Morning and Breakfast is Gooood

Whoever thought of my breakfast this morning is a genius, needs a promotion and should be my friend.

The only thing that's missing is bacon.
"Ham AND Bacon??!" I hear you call.

YES Ham AND bacon. You'd be a total weirdo not to appreciate bacon in ANYTHING.

Other than perhaps between marshmallows... Oh god I see an experiment coming on...

I won't lie- the brown bread doesn't add anything to it either. When I ask for bread, I don't tend to want nuts with that. Any sort.

Bits in bread. Why would you want that?!

Don't go telling me "It's good for you" because who wants that either?! Maybe vegetarians and health-freaks.

but they don't count. They don't eat bacon, and thus aren't real people.