Monday 30 July 2012

Glopho; Sounds like Gloworm.

Glopho.

The new social network for all of YOUR photographs you catch when you're out and about. You visit London and there's a cool human-statue that keeps moving when you're not looking, and everytime you turn back he's a little closer? Take his picture. Put it up on Glopho.com or use the glopho app (can be found at the poo-y iphone App Store or at AWESOME Android playstore :D or >> also at blackberry appworld. But we don't speak of that one)

Disgusting Blackberry users. Move on. The craze is dead. Get a functional phone. Like an Android.

Glopho is the perfect sharing space to get famous. On a small scale, or possibly on a large scale (But if you become more popular than me quicker than I did, I might not be your friend anymore)

Take a picture of anything you think other people will want to know about (or things you don't really think other people give a damn about, but shove it down their throats anyway)

Don't give me the "I already put it on Facebook" nonsense.
--- Upload a photo, they said.
--- It'll be fun, they said.
--- I got 1 like and a comment that read "First"

Glopho is filled with people with slightly more than the half a brain cell it took to create a facebook account. So come and share your sharp photography (Or your un-sharp if you use soft focus. OOH SEE WHAT I DID THERE) into the world, collect followers and favourites and become FAMOUS.

We hold no responsibility for the paparazzo turning up outside your bedroom window after your first upload.


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