PORN. I only read that word. The rest of it just... Just read it.

Dark Knight Rises.
Do I have to say it's awesome, or do you already know? Oh you've seen it? You loved it too? *brofist* This is wonderful. Let's be friends.

Travelling to London, I was reading the metro. This particular story made me laugh OUT LOUD. Quite loudly on the train.

Humankind, you have made me love you a little bit. You have made up for the fat man who kept brushing past me and whiping the gravy he was sweating out onto me.